I have two people who downvote almost everything I post instead of simply blocking me, and they've persisted for over 2 years at this point. That's some serious dedication to being an absolute douchnozzle.
Thank you. I feel like the underdog here but I know if I train properly I can make the top spot. I have no mprals, I'll go back and downclock content that hasn't been clicked at all in years. I'm going win in a way that makes the judges hesitate on giving me the award out of spite. I'm going to ruin the fun for everyone by taking this way too seriously.
Thank you for providing a contest for me and me alone
I want to know if you sit there and spend a lot of time thinking about how to phase this, or if it's like something you just do in a single pass after a really nice shower.
I've been crying myself to sleep for the past 17 months over all the downclicks I've been receiving, the whole time contemplating how I could turn this despairing state into content, and today it clicked when I was in the corner store buying beer, thinking about doctor Wesker. I don't know why it clicked, or why I was thinking about doctor Wesker. I guess it's a sort of a mystical thought process that runs in the background, and once it's finished, it reveals itself.
Other times I'm just walking somewhere thinking about legs.
At some point in the past I've realized that the usual 1 or 2 downclicks on every content were from the same couple of accounts... I think they should be celebrated as they deserve but I don't have the time to check that right now.
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@pmjv misread as "downlicker" and now that's an award i'd like to win (or well it's an honor just to be nominated)
oh no
@pmjv that's one thing mr mobilek cannot really do
Yet!
@pmjv what would mr nezval say
Or something about Wolker being hot.
Or about how Stalin is epic.
It's hard to tell. Dude couldn't make up his mind about who to suck up to.
Mrdat.
I misread as "clowndicker" and now that's an award that I'm ambivalent about winning.
You could bring it up in the FUCC AGM!
@pmjv
sry, I'm no downflicker, just here for the engagement
That's allowed! Thanks for engaging!
I nominate @[email protected]
Thanks for your nomination! Good luck!
Thank you
Wait a minute
Something's fishy here.
THERE'S NO FIRE EXITS
Nothing to worry about
I nominate @[email protected]
..thanks for your nomination! Good luck!
Thank you there is nothing suspicious here.
I didn't say that..
true
I downclick the concept of putting cream in coffee.
I'd also like to nominate the following prolific downclickers:
I'm already nominated
Thank you for nominating yourself and some more downclickers! Good luck! I don't even drink coffee!
I appreciate that my engagement is appreciated at its fair value. But I vote for the cream in coffee.
That's why you order coffee without the cream!
@[email protected]
Thank you for your nomination! Good luck!
I have two people who downvote almost everything I post instead of simply blocking me, and they've persisted for over 2 years at this point. That's some serious dedication to being an absolute douchnozzle.
If it makes you feel any better, they're not likely human. I mean there was definitely a human somewhere. But yeah I also get followed by bots.
Just so we're clear - only human downclickers qualify for the nomination!
I have enough T shirts
Do you have enough CD's though?
Thank you for nominating anonymously! Good luck!
Oh shit there's an FUCC chat group? Awesome! Is discord federated with matrix? Or is it like an IRC thing
Thanks for nominating yourself! Good luck!
Thank you. I feel like the underdog here but I know if I train properly I can make the top spot. I have no mprals, I'll go back and downclock content that hasn't been clicked at all in years. I'm going win in a way that makes the judges hesitate on giving me the award out of spite. I'm going to ruin the fun for everyone by taking this way too seriously.
Thank you for providing a contest for me and me alone
Fair warning, you are about to face stout competition.
I don't know, I don't use discord! Thanks for engaging! Who do you nominate?
I never downclick content on funhole, except once by accident. I'm interested to see who does.
I think I downclicked something once that said 'downclick this if you want to do cocaine together'.
I too am very excited to see who will win this award!
downclicked and retorted
Thank you for nominating yourself! And for engaging! Good luck!
I want to know if you sit there and spend a lot of time thinking about how to phase this, or if it's like something you just do in a single pass after a really nice shower.
I've been crying myself to sleep for the past 17 months over all the downclicks I've been receiving, the whole time contemplating how I could turn this despairing state into content, and today it clicked when I was in the corner store buying beer, thinking about doctor Wesker. I don't know why it clicked, or why I was thinking about doctor Wesker. I guess it's a sort of a mystical thought process that runs in the background, and once it's finished, it reveals itself.
Other times I'm just walking somewhere thinking about legs.
The natural state we are first born into.
Thank you for creating insincere content!
Is that what this is? Thanks for engaging!
Of course not, it's courageous!
Thank you for your positivity <3
Thanks for engaging! <3 <3
Thank you for engaging my engagement!
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Thank you for creating contest.
At some point in the past I've realized that the usual 1 or 2 downclicks on every content were from the same couple of accounts... I think they should be celebrated as they deserve but I don't have the time to check that right now.
Thank you for nomimating anonymously! Good luck!
Thank you for creating content of an unqualifiable nature?
Thanks for engaging?
I nominate myself
Okay! Good luck!
I nominate @[email protected] !!
Thank you for your nomination! Good luck!
I was voted #7 on the latest
Congratulations! I love tesseract on my mobilek!
Thank you for creating long form content!
Thank you for nomi- nevermind. Thanks for engaging!
If only there was a prolific upclicker award...
You should suggest it in the FUCC AGM!
Can I downclick myself and then nominate myself?
Yeah!
Thank you for nominating yourself! Good luck!
I don't need luck! I need downclicks!
Thanks for nominating yourself!
A sus amount of upclicks on this post
right??
Every time you downclick a kitten dies!
oh no i did a oopsi
Well engaged!