ssaltnotsugar lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesWhen the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.18Reply
AAngryhumanoid replyfedinsfw.app2Hide 2 repliesA lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.19Reply
AAngryhumanoid fedinsfw.appI don't kink shame. Unless being shamed is your kink, in which case I still won't cause I'm a bottom.5Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialI'm already an expert at sucking human dick; I need a new challenge.4Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesthat's the little nubbin on the 510 threads that you peel off with your teeth. just like on real foreskins i'm going to robot hell, aren't i1Reply
AAbyssian lemmy.worldI can see someone wearing this walking by a group of heartless felons and getting their head bashed in.-1Reply
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When the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.
Surprise robot overlord penis:
A lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.
Ok but does that mean I can skip my next colonoscopy?
Does robot dick still get you stoned?
EVERY APPLIANCE IN MY HOUSE IS A SPY ROBOT
my dude i love finding other Cowboy Scooter fans
I don't kink shame. Unless being shamed is your kink, in which case I still won't cause I'm a bottom.
I'm already an expert at sucking human dick; I need a new challenge.
I hate the formatting.
Stupid capital y
Wait, I thought this was Robot:
I'm dick.
What are joints and cigarettes than? Ents?
Do robots have foreskins? A-asking for a friend...
that's the little nubbin on the 510 threads that you peel off with your teeth. just like on real foreskins
i'm going to robot hell, aren't i
oh nooo
Dude in the back left though with his phone in his face.
I can see someone wearing this walking by a group of heartless felons and getting their head bashed in.