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piefed.world

Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️

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lemmy.world

Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don't want to be liquidated

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fedia.io

Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.

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fedinsfw.app

I think you just hold the button until it resets. That's what a friend told me anyway

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lemmy.world

"Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!"

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CelloMikereply
lemmy.world

*mad engineers

Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers

Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?

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Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here.....

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If they're running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they're mad empiricists.

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pawb.social

Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.

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And if that's the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.

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actually none 😇 my nickname is due to my favourite fetish 😼 Don't worry, not a pedo 😅 but looking to capitalise on them due to my petite teen appearance 👀 Oh and btw, I did use to suck my xbf dick while still at school 😊

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Perhaps they omitted the punctuation and it's supposed to be two sentences.

To the next question: What's the 'to' doing there?

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With the quality of teledildonics these days, I'm already there.... W's in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!

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If the robot dick gets me high still then I'm in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop

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Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.

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I had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.

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