SITTING ON A LOG IN THE FOG THINKING ABOUT A DOG

YEAH FROGS ARE COOL, BUT I'M NOT CONVINCED THEY'RE AS COOL AS CRANKING ONE'S HOG. HOG CRANKING REMINDS ME OF MY NEARLY UNALIENABLE RIGHTS AS AN AMERICAN

HECK YEAH BROTHER MOISTURIZED AND FEELING HIMSELF N SHIT

DON'T YA JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE CHILLIN IN A SWAMP AND SOME WIZARD COMES UP AND STARTS GIVIN YA SHIT?? FUCK YOU WIZARD, GIMME MY NORMAL AMOUNT OF EYES BACK!!!

A FROG IN THE BOG IS WORTH A CRANK IN THE HOG

IT IS WEDNESDAY, MY MF'ERS!!!!

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION