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That's quite a lot of bread. You must've been beating them off with both hands!

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We can make wine with the yeast we find inside your panties, and then drink it while we are eating out, down at the seafood shanty.

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rootreply
lemmy.wtf

Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.

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zikzak025reply
lemmy.world

How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?

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sh.itjust.works

I'm torn. I can see where you're coming from but there are exceptions:

Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

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lemmy.world

Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.

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Cortreply
lemmy.world

I'm sure there's a hummus that's delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn't mean toilets (or celery) are food.

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Actually toilet seats aren't that bad, it's toilet bowls I won't eat near...

That's how I've proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I've submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.

Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious

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skisnowreply
lemmy.ca

judging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.

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piefed.zip

Bro I've made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim.

Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w

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there was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon

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...if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal

I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat...and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself

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