Tlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyThemosthighstrange Had to fight off the twinks for this breadView original on lemmy.world538Comments37Reply
funkajunk 🇨🇦 lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesFeels weird the hand is white but the abs are melanated af36Reply
rrockSlayer lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyPerhaps you had to fight off an army of twinks because you took the whole pallet22Reply
PPrimeMinisterKeyes leminal.spaceYum yum, such nice... bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir! ::: spoiler Technically not NSFW :::8Reply
JJasonDJ lemmy.zipThat's quite a lot of bread. You must've been beating them off with both hands!8Reply
nnullify3112 lemmy.world I had to fight off the twinks to get bred There. Fixed the title for you.7Reply
zzarathustrad lemmy.worldWe can make wine with the yeast we find inside your panties, and then drink it while we are eating out, down at the seafood shanty.1Reply
zzikzak025 replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesHow much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?6Reply
Girl Named ZERO (she/her) replypiefed.zeromedia.vip5Hide 5 repliesWell, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination9Reply
fflambonkscious replysh.itjust.works4Hide 4 repliesI'm torn. I can see where you're coming from but there are exceptions: Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus3Reply
ZZiglin (it/they) replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThough it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.2Reply
fflambonkscious replysh.itjust.worksHuh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery. Maybe that's proof we're evolving1Reply
CCort replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI'm sure there's a hummus that's delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn't mean toilets (or celery) are food.2Reply
fflambonkscious replysh.itjust.worksActually toilet seats aren't that bad, it's toilet bowls I won't eat near... That's how I've proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I've submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter. Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious2Reply
sskisnow replylemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesjudging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.4Reply
00ops replypiefed.zip1Hide 1 replyBro I've made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim. Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w3Reply
TThemosthighstrange replylemmy.world7Hide 7 replieswho said I was eating it? lol I have other plans8Reply
TThemosthighstrange replylemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesputting them in clear glass jars for later use4Reply
Axolotl replyfeddit.it...if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat...and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself7Reply
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Feels weird the hand is white but the abs are melanated af
That's just his boyfriend standing behind him
Hand model, gloves all the time!
Perhaps you had to fight off an army of twinks because you took the whole pallet
sorry I couldn't help myself
Yum yum, such nice... bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir!
::: spoiler Technically not NSFW :::
Fixed it for you.
That's quite a lot of bread. You must've been beating them off with both hands!
There. Fixed the title for you.
Goddamn bread calling me out.
Need someone to butter your biscuits?
The twinks are in another aisle
We can make wine with the yeast we find inside your panties, and then drink it while we are eating out, down at the seafood shanty.
Bread makes you fat.
Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.
How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?
Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
I'm torn. I can see where you're coming from but there are exceptions:
Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.
Maybe that's proof we're evolving
I'm sure there's a hummus that's delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn't mean toilets (or celery) are food.
Actually toilet seats aren't that bad, it's toilet bowls I won't eat near...
That's how I've proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I've submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.
Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious
yes well done
It's a movie quote
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
judging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.
Bro I've made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim.
Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w
there was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon
who said I was eating it? lol I have other plans
Stapling it to trees?
putting them in clear glass jars for later use
Mold fetish
Frosted.
more like glazed
You must be well hydrated.
I drink a shit ton of brando because it has electrolytes !
...if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal
I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat...and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself