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lemmy.zip

Studies have also not ruled out dragons living under the surface of the Earth.

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Studies have not been able to prove that Jesus didn’t come back to earth as subsurface dragon, that is heating the ocean water around Australia, to destroy their coral reefs, to destroy tourism, to punish Australia for aggressive restrictions on firearms, because Jesus loves guns. Studies have also not been able to prove that Jesus doesn’t love guns.

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lemmy.world

But they have failed to show any correlation to even suggest causation.

Say it with me now: "You cannot prove a negative."

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"Studies have not ruled out the possibility that the moon contains spontaneously generated cheese."

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“Studies have not ruled out the possibility that a teapot, too small to be seen by telescopes, orbits the Sun somewhere in space between the Earth and Mars.”

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piefed.world

Studies have not ruled out the possibility that my penis cures depression.

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Studies haven't ruled out that eating pasta is slowing down global warming

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lemmy.world

When the CDC said face masks wouldn’t help prevent the spread of COVID they were cooked.

Lots of good still there, but this shit is old.

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reddig33reply
lemmy.world

That was a lousy thing to do. Likely done to keep face masks in stock for first responders, but still lousy.

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Well exactly. And they could have just said that, but they went with a ridiculous lie instead.

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It was rather interesting to see how learning that masks were more about protecting others impacted the behavior of your average Karen.

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One fucking study said there was a link and it was proven fraudulent. Every fucking study since then debunked it. Still, scientists are forced to keep wasting time continuing to debunk it

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daanniireply
lemmy.world

It's even arguably better than measles as measles can lead to permanent deafness and cognitive impairment.

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You reached the end