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lemmy.world

As if Donald Trump is capable of embarrassment....

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lemmy.zip

Sunday’s final was Trump’s first match at the 2026 World Cup. The president did not attend any earlier games, including those involving the U.S. men’s national team, instead saving his appearance for the tournament’s showpiece event.

So his first appearance and Argentina, his buddy's team, gets beat? Trump curse is alive and well.

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Oh, yeah, he was definitely rooting for Argentina, traditionally the retirement land of all the worst Nazis.

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Old man Trump doesn't really know what's going on any more.

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It's like he didn't know why he was on stage or why he was there and someone had to get the old man off the stage. He have could been a Rec League soccer match and he wouldn't have known the difference. He's facing the wrong way and waiting for a picture that never came because he's not supposed to be photo bombing.

Whisper yelling - Grandpa get off the stage! You're not a part of this! You're an embarrassment! Get off the stage!

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Embarrassing for the US.

Yeah, we're used to it. If I had a degradation kink I'd probably be less depressed these days :D

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lemmy.today

Tangent here, but after a lifetime of terrible eyesight, a optometrist finally told me why: I have the eyeballs of a 7'3" man! My eyeballs are huge, apparently.

Just my luck, I get something the same size as a 7" 3" man, and it's EYEBALLS.

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Aide: "Mr. President, you need to come down from the stage. You've shit your pants again."

Turnip: word salad.

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He's so delusional, he can actually stand there and pretend that stadium is cheering for him.

He even has to try and steal their glory. He can't even let them have that, without getting his beak wet.

What a fucking loser.

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They gave him the bum's rush as the crowd booed him. And one of the team members was mocking his idiotic YMCA dance.

He's going to try to retaliate against Spain, but they didn't bend the knee, and that's how everyone should treat that loathsome turd.

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FIFA knows the idiot has served his purpose and now he's just a toxic brand to avoid for 2030.

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