The bots were programmed for conservative politician deaths to bring up being married and having kids to paint them in a good light since they have no other redeeming qualities.
What's to like? The dude had zero consistent opinions and just kinda said whatever he thought would get him the most political capital in a given interview. How could anyone like him when none actually knew him?
Father and husband aren't synonymous with "guy who should be alive". He argued for, signed off on, and lobbied for every war and potential war the US considered in his career. Should have died sooner.
They liked him enough to post this, but knew nothing about him as a person? Or is this just the default response for dead GOPers with no discernible morals?
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The bots were programmed for conservative politician deaths to bring up being married and having kids to paint them in a good light since they have no other redeeming qualities.
"They fulfilled their basic biological purpose... Please clap"
And yet, he didn't.
There are few things in this world that make sense, but this is one of them
Stop being so hetero-normative...
Plenty of young teenage boys called Lindsey Graham "Mommy" over the decades
*Ladybug
Since i heard about that i can't stop shuddering every time i hear "Ladybug"
Stop being so capitalist. They were underpaid for their time and under NDA.
He tried so hard to BE a father. What a shame he didn't know about women.
Cool story, still not a husband or dad.
Not married... Not a father... Not a priest?
I could have sworn MAGA had a word for people who fit that category...
"Confirmed bachelor".
DTF
Donald Trump Felllator?
Trump would never... what would Bubba say?
He was someone's daddy, actually probably a lot of male prostitutes daddy.
Nah, he was absolutely a catcher, not a pitcher
Muh ladybugs.
What's to like? The dude had zero consistent opinions and just kinda said whatever he thought would get him the most political capital in a given interview. How could anyone like him when none actually knew him?
Literally, the one, singular good thing about him was he supported Ukraine.
Hey, he also died way younger than McConnell and trump. So two things.
Agreed. Two things.
And that was just a side effect of being pro war. Selling weapons to Ukraine.
He was incredibly consistently pro-war.
He was also pro-war-crime. He was ultra-proud of the US bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and for that matter, Tokyo.
It was his justification for letting Israel kill whoever they wanted for any reason.
So he's Holden bloodfeast.
But with views like that he was elected President twice.
Oh. You mean Lindsey Graham.
Father and husband aren't synonymous with "guy who should be alive". He argued for, signed off on, and lobbied for every war and potential war the US considered in his career. Should have died sooner.
I just really hope he was in pain the whole time
Based on the condition they described, "aortic dissection," it was extremely painful. Good. S.I.P. (Suffer in Pain).
They liked him enough to post this, but knew nothing about him as a person? Or is this just the default response for dead GOPers with no discernible morals?
This is probably a Russian bot trying to cause some more division in the US. They saw that Graham's death was polarizing and they pounced.
They just immediately assume since he's white and old that he was a dad and a husband.
When we all know that he couldn't get pregnant, no matter how many dicks he took up his ladybug arsehole
he also never had GF or a wife. thats where the gay vibes is coming from. plus he had alledgely been sleeping with young male escorts.
and here i was thinking the gay vibes were coming from how incredibly flamboyant he was.
Hey that's not fair. I'm incredibly flamboyant and my incredibly gay vibes come from my bisexuality, not my flamboyancy
Butt baby technology didn't advance far enough, fast enough, for him to have a child.
He definitely had a lot of young men calling him, Mom, so his dreams were somewhat fulfilled at least.
There’s a very sad older male roommate crying over the casket, they must have been close!
All the way back to college. They were roommates kept themselves.
He also defended pedophiles and stripped away women's health rights.
Lowkey, it cracks me up how gay jokes are suddenly back on the public menu
Not the gay joke part, just the suddenly fashionable ironic resurgence in the "haha, he's GAYYYYYYY!" punchline I remember from the late 2000s
You know before i know hitler was married i used to dislike him but i cant hate someones husband.
They’d probably say the same thing about Hitler, happily.
What . Is . With . Her . Fucking . Punctuation .
ladybugs
🤢 🤮
He was just plain old fuck
Doesn't mean he wasn't called daddy from time to time.
I am skeptical
since I have only heard of him bottoming
That's not fair. He paid a lot of young men to call him daddy
Let's be honest, Maryann, it matters if her was Republican.
Well yeah, if he was a Democrat he'd have a nonexistent liberal spouse and nonexistent liberal children, and that wouldn't be worthy of respect.
Overbite buttfucking bitch if I ever seen one