Tension [MrLovenstein]
J. L. Westover | Bluesky | Patreon
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::: spoiler Alt Text Doing a death roll (for self-care). :::
::: spoiler Transcript A comic in 3 panels
Panel 1. Blue Guy meditates, palms pressed together in prayer, or Añjali Mudrā (Namaste)
Blue Guy: Unclench your jaw, unfurrow your brow, relax your shoulders
Panel 2: Blue Guy spreads his arms wide, a look of absolute serenity radiates from him.
Blue Guy: Release the tension in your body
Panel 3: Blue Guy looks peacefully down, though sweat trickles down the side of his forehead at the alligator angrily clamped onto his leg.
Blue Guy: Please
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Secret Panel
Comic in 2 panels, grey and white
Panel 1: Blue Guy looks down surprised at the alligator who replies
Alligator: Ok, I’ll do two of those
Panel 2: Sweat pours down the Blue Guys face as the alligator unfurrows its brow and relaxes its legs.
Blue Guy: I was hoping for the first one, but it’s progress… :::
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And the “au” in the username suddenly now makes sense
That, or I am very, very, very far away.
Or made of gold.
On the opposite side of the sun, sharing an orbit with Earth, forever hidden from view.
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That feeling when you're going to make a joke, but just to be sure, you check the alt-text, and you find that the author has already made a similar joke.