"Sometimes" is a favorite of mine.

If you find out please let me know

My mom is a woman and my dad is a man, so I'm like.. mixed

"Which one has the feathers again?"

"My lawyer asked me not to answer that question"

and my personal favorite answer "Yes."

What are you, a cop

"I have no recollection"

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy,” is an absolutely delightful retort.

I was, but changed idea just before birth.

Fun fact, it's somewhat true. The ultrasound scans my mother took to find out how I was during pregnancy were very clear about my sex, so clear that everyone was surprised when I was born and was... something different. I left the hospital in the "wrong" clothes.

I used "something like that." first time someone questioned me.

haha sometimes

Shhhhh... spoilers

Omg I’m stealing these

i am a german

streetz:

• “badge, number, and registration”
• “in ur funeral”
• “look what the floor just dragged.”
• “You see this?🤜💥”
• “🤜🦵🦶💥💢💫🔪”

yes, thank you. you’re too kind.