So does he get all these merged up ideas over the weekend blurt them out midday Mondays and his handlers are like "jfc not again" then have to reel him in Tuesday mornings?

This is the most poorly constructed run on paragraph, BY FAR, that I have ever attempted to misunderstand.

I‘m more & more challenged to read any of his shit to the end, it’s such a waste of time. Actually, he is such a waste of time. And space.

Dear President Trump,

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

America for the last 50 years: bombs the middle-east to lower oil prices

Americans: "WE WANT CHANGE!"

America: bombs the middle-east to increase oil prices

There was a poster on Reddit years ago who would write these long screeds about how Naruto was the greatest anime ever and all the people who hated it were just awful mean liars because it was the greatest anime ever so everything they said about it was a lie because they were awful and mean and so on.

I'm reminded of them every time I read one of Trump's posts.

How do you know it’s Tuesday? Trump just chickened out!

“After productive talks with the Qataris and the Saudis, I will be replacing my totally made-up and unenforceable 20% fee with MASSIVE bribes to me personally”

Well, it is Taco Tuesday..

It's gone from not funny, to funny, to absurd, to unintelligible, to ridiculous, and now it's back to not funny.

it's getting more and more difficult to distinguish between satire and reality....

So instead of an unenforceable 20%, now you can pay Trump directly in the form of “an American investment.”

Taco, Tuesday.!..

God, please burn him to death slowly. In public.

To the surprise of no one, Trump chickens out again. TACO TACO TACO

TACO TUESDAY

So that idea didn't last a single day? Typical.

A statement, "like never before", doesn't mean anything. These are so hard to read and never contains anything substantial.

Trump is using more inappropriately capitalized words than Jaden Smith.