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I'm transphobic, but not because people are trans or whatever, but only because I know that trans people are pyromancers and will literally burn a bitch.

And in the face of their fire-wielding powers, I am a bitch.

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piefed.social

I used to do a party trick with hand sanitizer like this. If you put the right amount of sanitizer on your hand and light it on fire, it will burn off before it burns your skin.

Guess how I learned what the wrong amount was.

Luckily I just had some fun blisters instead of 3rd degree burns. I can say the audience at the time was impressed by the fireball that engulfed my hand, so I had that going for me at least.

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aliceitcreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

how I learned what the wrong amount was.

You wouldn't share your knowledge, would you?

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rainwallreply
piefed.social

When it looks like its enough, its too much. If it looks like its too much, its way too much.

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I understand! It's basically the opposite of lube and sunscreen (there when you think you have enough, it's not enough, and when you think you have too much, it's just enough)

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You can't be making these calls in un shielded environments. Could blind somebody with ultra sunbeams or start a fire with water proof flames.

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Oh, this is why those conservatives fear them. They're firebenders! To be honest, I expected the conservative people to be of the Fire Nation.

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WhoIzDisIzreply
lemmy.today

They are. They're afraid of trans people because once they've transitioned, they've not only got fire-bending skills, but gender-bending as well!

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Now I'm imagining a dragonborn shouting "WHEN SUNLIGHT STRIKES RAINDROPS IN THE AIR, THEY ACT LIKE A PRISM AND FORM A RAINBOW"

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