Both, clearly.

And, if you don't like it, you can try to take them back, but I warn you, I have a stick and a rock.

i am going to stick with my rock choice, although i confess that stick rocks

Stick. Easy.

I mean, thats a sick rock, but that stick is just too good to pass up. Team Stick.

That rock is amazing but I can't turn down a stick that has you charging the English lines in the Scottish highlands like that claymore

I can stick the rock in my pocket but can't rock the stick in it.

Team rock, sticks are awkward to keep around long-term but rocks can sit on my desk indefinitely

The stick is clearly superior, but an S-tier stick is also more common.

the moment when you realize that stick is a part of tree corpse 😯😬

Kiki all the way!

I hear either one can be used to break bones, so there's really no wrong answer.

I feel like I'd have more fun with the stick, though. Carrying around a rock just feels like carrying around extra weight. Carrying around a stick can feel like carrying a sword, can help with walking on hikes, can be used to point out things in the distance, can be a makeshift flag staff, or a barrier if you need to block someone or something. Then if it breaks, it can still be used as kindling in a fire.

So yeah, I'll say Team Stick.

I take the stick and use it to rob the guy with the rock.

Perfect rocks are easier to find than perfect sticks, so I'll take stick

Perfect Rock lives forever, Perfect Stick is Soon-to-Be Dirt.

Oh no...

Stick

Rock looks like a Google Home speaker, so fuck that. I'm taking the stick

Your mom. Easy.

Rock.

I'll take the rock and get into woodworking so I can make a nice little stand for it