Zlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyZomg Protect what's importantView original on piefed.world299Comments18Reply
IIgnotum lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThere's a corn shortage? But what about my crippling corn addiction?17Reply
bbetterdeadthanreddit replylemmy.worldNo need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.18Reply
SSerialchemist ttrpg.networkGive a man a corn and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to corn and you will feed him for a lifetime.9Reply
orenj [he/they] replyleminal.space1Hide 1 replyWhy you think the 'net was born? Corn, corn, corn.2Reply
MrKoyun lemmy.worldPop it ::: spoiler spoiler With a hair straightener. Set up a tiktok livestream Tell people the corn is just about to pop People donate yachts to make the corn pop faster(???) Now I've got 2 corns. :::1Reply
Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.worksBullshit. I'm an American, do you know how much corn we have?1Reply
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There's a corn shortage?
But what about my crippling corn addiction?
No need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.
One corn kernel can be eaten an infinite number of times
Give a man a corn and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to corn and you will feed him for a lifetime.
No corncerns..
The internet is for corn
Why you think the 'net was born? Corn, corn, corn.
Everyone's a little bit maysist
Pop it
::: spoiler spoiler With a hair straightener.
Set up a tiktok livestream
Tell people the corn is just about to pop
People donate yachts to make the corn pop faster(???)
Now I've got 2 corns. :::
Artificial scarcity
I don't like this post. I find it a bit corny.
It has been beefed up 1+ kernel higher than last week's corn ration
There’s a colonel of truth to this
More like a brigadier general of truth.
Bullshit. I'm an American, do you know how much corn we have?
I will savor its germ
Soy loco por los cornball
Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.