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Sumbitch is armed and dangerous robbing trash cans all across the county!

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"w-wa-WAIT HOLD ON man what are you pushin' this thing at me for?! I don't want it! GEEZ, dude...!"

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... as was foretold.

Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota

There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon.

And one day his woman ran off with another guy.

Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that.

He said "I'm gonna get that boy."

So one day he walked into town

Booked himself a room in the local saloon.

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room,

Only to find Gideon's Bible.

Rocky had come, equipped with a gun,

To shoot off the legs of his rival.

His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams,

By stealing the girl of his fancy.

Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil,

But ev'ryone knew her as Nancy.

Now she and her man, who called himself Dan,

Were in the next room at the hoedown.

Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin,

He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown."

But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot,

And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

Now, the doctor came in, stinking of gin,

And proceeded to lie on the table.

He said, "Rocky, you met your match,"

And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch,

And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able"

Now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room,

Only to find Gideon's Bible.

Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt

To help with good Rocky's revival.

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So many little flourishes and I can remember a lot of them just from reading the lyrics. But, nope. No more Beatles for me thanks.

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Now we just have to figure out what happens when you give insects a few guitars and drum kit =P

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I wonder what happened... | Spyke