He can barely walk, I haven't seen him stand for more that 10 minutes at a time. Dudes cankles gonna leak just like his diaper. I do yard work about an hour at a time and I need a nap after I shower. His heart gonna take a nap too
There are people (not naming names) that, if assassinated, would be much more powerful in death than in life. I mean, one in particular is more powerful for what he represents to morons than what he actually is already.
In that case, it would be better for them to pass naturally, in public, because of their own decisions. Maybe by giving a record-setting delirious rambling speech in the July heat and finally letting one of those blood clots cut loose? One can dream.
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Come onnnnn heat stroke! Do your thing nature please
He's going for the ol' reverse William Henry Harrison.
Someone always beats me to it. I will have an original thought one of these days. I'm due, surely.
If you never saw a wheel, and you made one, you invented it.
You just didn't invent it first.
I was just coming here to say that
Finally a Trump idea I fully support.
And he should try to break the record for longest Presidential Speech ever, set by William Henry Harrison at 1 hour 45 minutes.
What ever happened to that guy anyway?
He caught a cold, and had to leave the presidency in a hurry
That's child's play. A real manly man like Trump should at least hold a speech longer than the 2010 Bernie Sanders filibuster
He's going to sweat and his makeup will trail down his face like gulliani
The ghost of William Henery Harrison will be in the audience.
🎶 I died in thirty days! 🎶
I hope Mitch and all the geriatric octogenarian dinos and conservatives will be there to show their support. It'd also make the place feel less empty.
80 years old. morbidly obese. known heart problems. ...do it, genius
He can barely walk, I haven't seen him stand for more that 10 minutes at a time. Dudes cankles gonna leak just like his diaper. I do yard work about an hour at a time and I need a nap after I shower. His heart gonna take a nap too
There are people (not naming names) that, if assassinated, would be much more powerful in death than in life. I mean, one in particular is more powerful for what he represents to morons than what he actually is already.
In that case, it would be better for them to pass naturally, in public, because of their own decisions. Maybe by giving a record-setting delirious rambling speech in the July heat and finally letting one of those blood clots cut loose? One can dream.
Please do, take as much time as you need.
Do it. Make it a 5 hour speech in the heat or the day. Show how strong you are by not drinking water or sitting down. I'd watch that.
Good thing nobody will be there.
I hope he'll get a heat stroke. Among with the handful of idiots who are dumb enough or get paid to turn up as clappers.
Would be pretty fitting if heatstroke while bloviating is the thing that finally gets us rid of him 😄
Juliany will be scooped out.