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lemmy.ca

I don't think this was "unintentional". He wants to fuck his kids.

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lemmy.today

Have you seen Eric Trump? No human being wants to fuck that.

I mean seriously I'm not one to usually body shame but even with plastic surgery it's not great to look at.

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Vivireply
slrpnk.net

Here's the original image before being altered

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When the other comment confirmed the first image was doctored I didn't imagine the real one looked basically just as bad. 😆

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Zahille7reply
lemmy.world

Holy shit that's what he actually used to look like? The other comment was right that's a walking naked mole rat

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lemmy.world

I hate having to sound like I'm defending him, but I'm 90% certain the left image is a Photoshop job. The only other source I can find this picture on is from an article on a dubious SEO-spam website.

The rest of the pictures of Eric when he was younger aren't great, he still looks like a goober, just not this bad.

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lemmy.today

Literally ripped straight from an article on his 'glow up' from a teenage 80's movie villain to an adult 80's movie villain. No edits at all. I mean the article might've edited it but I remember everyone making fun of his hair and buck teeth back in 2016 so I don't know why they would edit those features to be even worse.

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Zahille7reply
lemmy.world

He looks like he constantly shoved his face up against a window and slowly slid down it as a baby all through to his adult life.

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He looks like the Skyrim CC messed up cycling between Breton and Dark Elf.

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Is that a real “before’ pic of him?

Edit: Okay, I had to look up what he really looked like when he was younger. Well played, internet stranger.

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Might as well. Trump already raped actual kids. Might as well rape the ones that he created that still act like children.

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lemmy.zip

Every time this fucker says "I'm allowed to" I want to throw up

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He sounds just like a four year old bragging about rudely taking something from someone and then proudly declaring that they're allowed to.

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Except for Arthur and Douglas MacArthur ... they're the only father and son pair to receive our nation's highest military award for courage above and beyond the call of duty. Now, as I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I'm going to give one to myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome

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It's even funnier because "neither of whom have served in the military, like him." 💥👏👏👏

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As the audience gasped, he quickly pivoted to suggesting giving just one of his two sons

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Dementia Man doesn't know what day it is. So who is asking for the names of all our intelligence assets and why?

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Seriously though, how do people serving in the military feel about handing their highest honor to capt bonespurs, beavis and butthead? Anyone know a guy who knows?

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lemmy.world

A pedophile rapist senior citizen said he wanted a threesome with his two adult sons.

That's not "risque," it's fucking putrid.

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I always figured his relationships with his children were transactional.

There’s no end to Donny’s depravity.

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lemmy.zip

Shine a flashlight in one of his ears and you'll see light coming out of the other.

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