lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbytomiant I mean Jesus Christ what's this dude's regimenView original on piefed.social103Comments15Reply
Skullgrid lemmy.worldI went to an orthodox wedding in Athens, the Jesus on the cross was fuckin RIPPED9Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.socialWell, he was also a carpenter. It's conceivable he had to make these things even before his own crucifixtion. 🤷♂️1Reply
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"WHAT IF JESUS WAS ABORTED"
As a child of rape, it should have been the mother's choice.
You'd find him teaching CrossFit three days later anyway.
I went to an orthodox wedding in Athens, the Jesus on the cross was fuckin RIPPED
I mean, dude was a carpenter.
Lots of planks.
I mean, he did have to carry the thing.
He offloaded that on some else!
Well, he was also a carpenter. It's conceivable he had to make these things even before his own crucifixtion. 🤷♂️
Now that's a Jesus I wouldn't mind calling a heavenly
daddyfather!He's real.
"Abs of a Savior." --Ted Alexandro