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"I run Venezuela" (when there is oil money to be taken)

"I don't run Venezuela" (when they need literally any governance or humanitarian help)

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sounds like the way he runs the us. oh we need more farm aid and it totally is not something that snap benefits would effect.

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thelemmy.club

If he could have bowed out during COVID, he would have done that too. He's like the Levite that walks by in the parable of the Good Samaritan. Heartless.

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Heh. I like that. He certainly does appear in the Bible in certain places, just not the places he would like you to think he does. LOL

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lemmy.world

Isn't it weird how bad things happen when that dumb fucker steals an election? I mean, gets elected by fucking morons?

COVID, el nino, earthquakes, screwworms...

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Trump:

Steals Venezuela oil tankers

Bombs it

Arrests their president from his bed at night

Leaves

Maduro's VP:

Works with US companies to establish his own grip on power

Trump:

"I'm in charge"

Me:

Lmao

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I wonder, if President Maduro is aware, and what he must be thinking, if he is.

I haven't seen him in the news since he's been kidnapped.

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Trump Claimed to Run Venezuela. After Earthquakes, He’s Walking That Back. | Spyke