Spyke
feddit.uk

It's like that old joke about traditional herbal remedies.

You know what they called traditional herbal remedies that actually work?

Medicine.

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Also left out of the headlines: she exhaustively tested thousands of traditional herbal remedies, not just one. She kept the one that worked.

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lemmy.world

How is her name hard to sing Happy Birthday to? You only have to say her name once in the song.

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sh.itjust.works

Sorry, it's "Happy birthday dear Tu Youyou". And you generally use their first name only, but there's no reason you can't use their full name.

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lemmy.world

Exactly, you just say it once.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear [insert name].

Happy birthday to you.

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4amreply

wait this doesn’t make sense

it does if you just laugh bro

but xyz doesn’t mean what is implied in the joke though

congrats on being on the web spectrum why don’t u GraphQL about it

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Chee_Koalareply
lemmy.world

Agreed. I almost would have been upset if someone didnt explain this joke all the way to its death. Not to fear.

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I think the corpse is still twitching.

We should have another round of explaining the joke just to be on the safe side!

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Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Youyou.

Happy birthday to you.

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Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear YouYou. Happy birthday to you.

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piefed.world

Depending on whether Tu or Youyou is her "first" name for the song it will be:

"Happy birthday to Tu"

Or

"Happy birthday to Youyou"

Both have repetition that is likely to trip up a lot of people.

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In Chinese, the first character (Tu) is the family name while the following character(s) are the given name (Youyou).

p.s. the "ou" sound in Chinese is pronounced more like an "o" rather than than an "ooh", so the joke doesn't really work (not quite, but it's close enough. I'm not very good at speaking Mandarin so take this with a slight grain of salt)

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ascendreply
lemmy.radio

People always get mixed up regardless, people refer to people by different names like nicknames or relationship like 'mom' so when you get to the name part its always some funny mix

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piefed.world

"Happy birthday to Carol/Caroline/Slut/Mom!"

Yeah, that checks out.

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sh.itjust.works

Slutmom sounds like a British village with an unfortunate name like Cockthorpe.

"Did you know Cockthorpe has a church?"

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I wonder what they worship there...

Coleus Sanctus, in the heart of the night
Coleus Sanctus, mighty arm in the fight
Coleus Sanctud, holy sanctum of men Ave Maria

— Powerwolf, Coleus Sanctus (2013); a song about the Holy Scrotum

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East Asian, China.

So her given name is "Youyou", pronounced Yoyo (flat high tone).

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lemmy.world

Yep, either way if you are singing Happy Birthday to her, you likely know her well enough to know her name well and sing it with no problem.

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The singers could be staff at a restaurant who are not familiar with her...

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samus12345reply
sh.itjust.works

Youyou is her first name, and it's "dear", not "to". So it would be "Happy birthday, dear Youyou".

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sbeakreply
sopuli.xyz

Note that in Chinese, the first character is the family name while the next ones are the given name. So "Youyou" would be the given name!

Naming customs in various places are very fun to learn. Did you know that in Iceland, the last name is the father's first name appended with "son" (male), "dottir" (female), or "bur" (non-binary)?

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"It would be hard to sing Happy Birthday to her if you purposely sang the song incorrectly!"

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We can't acknowledge that, then we wouldn't be able to ignore her amazing discovery and make fun of her name instead!

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hansoloreply
lemmy.today

Saving you a click

One compound was particularly effective, sweet wormwood (Artemisia annua), which was used for "intermittent fevers," a hallmark of malaria.

Relatively easy to find herb. I have some in my tea cabinet, turns out I've been ruining it all along.

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Follow up: cold steeped version is slightly more bitter, but not bad flavor. I seem to still not have malaria. 10/10.

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Like not much, really. Slightly bitter as a tea, but not much more than slight vegetal and very slight bitterness. I usually just add a bit with other stuff.

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This is all I need, this is all I need to know
I'll be lost until the music takes control

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x0x7reply
lemmy.world

The internet is a series of screenshots.

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What if our universe is just a series of screenshots, a GIF.

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the plant is called artemesia anna, which artemesins and deratives come from. plasmodium in some population are largely resistant to it now, but not the whole plant extract though, although its unclear how it overcomes resistance.

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