Spyke

Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.

It's the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.

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dalekcaanreply
feddit.nl

Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.

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if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon.

Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.

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be me, rfk jr

at another senate hearing

presenting slides on how muskox piss should replace fluoride in drinking water

get really into it and accidentally bump over some slides

kneel down to pick them up

sauerkraut spills out of my pocket, splats on the ground

everyone in the chamber starts laughing

go to grab my pocket kraut

fumble more of my slides

laughing grows louder, start panicking

forget the kraut, just try to grab my slides

slip on the kraut

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Luccusreply
feddit.org

I. Hate. Sauerkraut.

OFFICER! DA IST ER! ERGREIFT IHN!!!

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lemmy.world

Well, anyway, Life is going swell and everything is just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother makes me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

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Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

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And the guys at work used to talk shit about my pocket bacon and pocket burritos. This fucking guy with his pocket kraut

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There's nothing wrong with eating sauerkraut, although a less breakable container would be sensible.

It says a lot about the man that this story makes him seem more human.

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