Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.
if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon.
Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.
Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.
It's the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.
This is, by far, the least weird thing about RFKJr.
Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.
Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.
Lemmy delivers.
I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I. Hate. Sauerkraut.
OFFICER! DA IST ER! ERGREIFT IHN!!!
Lebenslänglich! Ach was! An die Wand stellen!
Ist dieser Faden jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik?
Selbstverständlich!
Well, anyway, Life is going swell and everything is just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother makes me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
IT'S GOOOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUUU!!!
Wakka Wakka do do YEAH
Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
Having the money for steak every. Single. Morning. Sounds like fiction to the working class
Does it help if you think about the fact that some of it is definitely roadkill?
Fuck Cheryl Hines. Feckless piece of shit
Her real life is more absurd than her fictional one with Larry David
And the guys at work used to talk shit about my pocket bacon and pocket burritos. This fucking guy with his pocket kraut
There's nothing wrong with eating sauerkraut, although a less breakable container would be sensible.
It says a lot about the man that this story makes him seem more human.
No more weird than Strom Thurmond and his pocket shrimp...