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Eldritch
piefed.world

Why would anyone buy it? With all the recent upgrades Google assistant and Google home is largely useless now.

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Ludicrous0251reply
piefed.zip

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solrize
lemmy.ml

This thing (like Amazon's) says home speaker but I don't even have to look to know that it's really a home microphone that uploads your private behaviour to Google.

Here's what a home speaker looks like, an Atwater Kent tube radio from 1931:

It delivered sound in only one direction. You could listen to it, but it didn't try to listen to you.

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