At this point half the reason i use Lemmy is curse management. I can't tell you how many times a week I'll be going about my business and then wham, I get hit with a curse. The other day I sat down to eat dinner and found that my burrito was full of spiders. The spirit that haunts my apartment block sure does have a sense of humor. Not sure if he was a shaman or a wizard or what. I'd move, but the rent is cheap, and sometimes the curses have a silver lining. My kitchen tap ran red with blood the other day, so I made sausage. Tastes awful, but probably saved me a good $40 with the amount I was able to fit in the freezer. Anyway, I appreciate the semi-regular curse-lifting I get from lemmyshitpost.
Thanks for the cock pic, just what I needed
The only cock pic I've been grateful for
It's a nice cock, too. Perfect size and shape.
Thanks hen homie.
the game.
What if I don’t want it to be lifted?
Here, I'll save you.
well, that's ok. a chicken on the beach is probably the beginning of another one anyway.
nah, a cock on the beach generally heralds the start of another good day.
just got done with a week of beach camping and those dawns are the best
Eh too sandy
Too bad. This post demands it.
Thanks I hope you have a nice day too.
Me: looks outside Capitalism: still exists Me: "dam, it didn't work"
phew
At this point half the reason i use Lemmy is curse management. I can't tell you how many times a week I'll be going about my business and then wham, I get hit with a curse. The other day I sat down to eat dinner and found that my burrito was full of spiders. The spirit that haunts my apartment block sure does have a sense of humor. Not sure if he was a shaman or a wizard or what. I'd move, but the rent is cheap, and sometimes the curses have a silver lining. My kitchen tap ran red with blood the other day, so I made sausage. Tastes awful, but probably saved me a good $40 with the amount I was able to fit in the freezer. Anyway, I appreciate the semi-regular curse-lifting I get from lemmyshitpost.
Somehow the chicken makes it more believable
Oh shit, finally. Thanks for lifting that curse off me!
The chicken god smiles upon you!
Thx Mr. Chiken
Thank you, it worked!
A second after reading the post, captain announced in the loudspeaker that we are ready for takeoff (plane was already delayed by 2 hours)
Edit: I was wrong, there is a problem again. I’m requesting my upvode and “thank you” back
So he’s dead?
Praise be
dammit i cocked it up and now have two curses.
they're named lady meows and goober