Spyke
feddit.nu

psychics shouldn't need to charge for consultations since they would all be independently wealthy from investments and lottery winnings.

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In the Twilight books, Alice uses her psychic powers to cheat the stock market

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I've read your mind and I can see that you're not going to answer an unknown number.

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lemmy.today

I 100% don't believe any psychic is real but that doesn't make much sense. You're assuming they have the time and the energy to cold call people and that using their psychic energy doesn't take effort. Most of them very much claim it takes a physical toll on them. Using it to find people who want a psychic would then leave them too tired to do whatever psychic stuff the person wants.

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Catoblepasreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Use psychic powers to find someone who needs psychic help
  • Write down their contact info
  • Rest
  • Contact them after you have rested

Why wouldn’t this work?

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lemmy.today

Pure logistics argues against it. To do it that way they use their powers twice to solve one person's problems.

With just putting out an ad in theory they can be contacted by two people and use their energy twice to solve two people's problems. Whether you want to see it as altruism so they can help more people or greed so they can get twice the money.

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Catoblepasreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

An ad would also get many false positives of people who think they need psychic help but actually need a doctor or a private investigator, meaning they would use their powers once to help zero people every time that happened. But using their powers to find people who need and are receptive to help would be a guaranteed success.

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Either way we're making massive assumptions about what psychics can actually do with their powers but I'm not sure I agree.

Sometimes just having an expert tell you "I'm not actually what you need" is exactly what's needed. I think what you call false positives could fall into that a lot.

These are the kinds of details and hypotheticals though that can't be really figured out without more data and psychics being real and in a world where they were real you'd probably get a mix of approaches. Some doing ads to try and help large numbers with small problems, some specializing in certain types of psychic work that they can cold call on easier, others just doing it as a hobby, etc.

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Kowowowreply
lemmy.ca

Then there's the fact that if people's choices can change things then if you aren't perfect you risk scaring them off if you call too early or say the wrong things

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Diddlydeereply
feddit.uk

If wager they claim it takes a physical toll as they can then refuse easily when they need to.

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Like I said I don't believe it's real but if it were, it taking a physical toll does make sense.

The brain still takes energy to think and do things. Even if it's all brain power that's still energy being consumed to do work.

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Yuperreply
lemmy.world

Woah, you are amazing! When am I going to win the lottery?

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Hell yeah you're going to win!

::: spoiler spoiler But it's only €2.50 :::

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bryndosreply
fedia.io

Cross my palm with silver, and The spirits will let me reveal a change in your fortunes.

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As someone currently in sales, I think psychics know that wouldn't work lol.

Even when someone is currently experiencing a problem, giving them the option to check out a solution for free without approaching them in a specific way causes them to immediately shut you down. Its weird, even knowing about the phenomenon I do it myself when approached with a solution for my problems. Humans are just inherently skeptical about outside help until trust is formed, and psychics, like salesmen, are already viewed unfavorably by most people.

A cold-calling psychic would have to be good at two things to win a customer; being psychic, and sales.

People are messy, but beautiful, and I think its important to remember that sometimes.

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Hey, sometimes people need bad advice and can't afford a therapist.

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lemmy.zip

My mindset is psychics probably run a real good business cause they can forsee if they're going to have any customers that day and when. They'd know if they should waste the electricity turning everything on, when to take a break, or if they can just take the day off cause nobody will be in that day.

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Reminds me of the Ethshar series. I don't remember what book it happens in, but in one of them, it's a bit of worldbuilding that Divination wizards typically do a quick divination in the morning to see what clients they'll get that day, then also do a divination to see what they'll want to ask. That way, when the client comes into their shop, the wizard already knows who they are, what their question is, and the answer to the question, proving their abilities.

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Maybe the best do. Related but advertising is a scam anyway and should be banned

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lemmy.world

Why? We just make bank on the stock market and lottery already anyway. Who do you think keeps winning the lotto despite those terrible odds?

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You can't make it too obvious lol. Business being too good is actually a real problem. You can't actually scale this business.

Scratch that, you can be down from where you started and people will still not leave you alone.

Imagine if you actually made money.

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I mean I don't believe in all that bs but to be fair none of them seem to claim to be able to do that. Maybe the celebrity ones that do the rediculous new years prophecy crap. Of course if they can't do that then they should not be able to do anything on the phone to. usually they claim then need items or personal contact or such.

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If there are no psychics, then how do you explain the hit documentary "Mob Psycho 100"? Reigen Arataka is one of the most famous psychics out there, and he can fix all your problems, be they divine or demonic! If you call now and use the code TRUSTME you can get 20% off of your first session.

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if there are no psychics, then how do you explain my grandmother who is always able to pop up with the exact wrong thing to do, in the exact wrong moment, to completely ruin my mood and day.

I swear I could be across the country and wake up at 3am for some time to myself (no not like that, pervert), and before I even swing a leg out of bed my phone will be ringing and it'd be her.

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Manjushrireply
piefed.social

Ah, but if psychics were real, you'd probably never know. I certainly wouldn't let on if I had psychic powers. I'd be afraid that the government wouldn't try and kill or enslave me. Plus, a real psychic would know exactly who was dumb enough to get conned by them without them getting in trouble.

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lemmy.world

Or worse. People who have fooled themselves into genuinely believing that they are psychics

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tempestreply
lemmy.ca

Are you telling me that Crossing Over was bullshit ?

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it costs 50 bucks/yr for a Fortune Teller License with the city where I live. There's no certification or anything like that but they usually just have to pay a city tax like a grill tax in some cities or like a fire pit tax. Ikr, my fiance and I found that out when we were looking at city licenses and that's one of them. Not surprisingly, they're one of the most volatile jobs out there.

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piefed.social

The best psychic I ever saw was a guy by the name of Johnny Wishbone. He was from the Isle of St Croix. Saw him in Beverley Hills guessing peoples names. He was right about 50% of the time. Kind of reminded me of this guy from back in Detroit.

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I guessed a girl's astrological sign in only 13 tries (I said Gemini twice)

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