Spyke

Imagine knowing you are going to grow up looking like your ugly fat child raping father.

He looks like someone you'd put a hand over your drink around.

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Soggyreply
lemmy.world

Insert Murderface "it's all the same!" rant.

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whoisearthreply
lemmy.ca

Jesus just needs to take him out to a nice meal and give him a little road head and he's on lock.

C'mon Jesus you can do it!

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It usually takes a bit more than that to bribe a Trump. Admittedly, not much more.

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lemmy.zip

why do all nepo babies look the same?

do they inbreed? or is it just from impregnating eastern european nepo brides?

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I have some connection to hometown of a particular "eastern european nepo bride". I think he has mother's eyes and thus looks like a familiar face to me.

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lemmy.world

He simultaneously has “do you know who my dad is” face and “I mutilate small animals in the basement” energy.

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lemmy.vg

He’s a trump. So it’s a given.

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fedia.io

Yeah, but imagine an emergency broadcast pops up and in the grainy darkness you see trump writhing nailed to a cross. A wild eyed barron, with a bloody chi ro drawn on his forehead and flagellation scars, announces the creation of heaven on earth. He then carves out ding don’s heart, takes a bite, and then casts what’s left into a cleansing flame

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fedia.io

You shall find salvation in the LORD, SINNER! 🤪 🔪 ✝️

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my LORD is a crab and flies through outer space hosting little dinners at which they serve tea

i don't expect salvation i expect crumpets

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Ariselasreply
piefed.ca

And then Indiana Jones steals some ancient glowing stones ...

oh ...

then he gets caught and RFK Jr. makes him drink "the green blood", a mix of road kill racoon blood, whole milk, and the water from the reflecting pool.

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otterpopreply
lemmy.world

As someone with a less than honorable father myself, I hope that the next generation can pull away from doing wrong, evil things. I know that I've tried to! There's still hope for Barron, even if his father has set a poor example.

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NekoKonekoreply
lemmy.world

I think that ship has left the dock, and already hit an iceberg. Reports are that Barron is a fan of Andrew Tate and was part of the reason he was released.

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otterpopreply
lemmy.world

Maybe. He's still young though and has an entire lifetime ahead of him to repent and change, it's at least worth hoping for.

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DJT already helped him grift his first few hundred million, he had no chance of having a normal life.

only MARY trump seem to have escape from the trumps.

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I don't believe in sins of the parent transferring to their kids (or other relatives). It's not his father that will be his biggest moral stumbling block. Like all rich nepo babies having unlimited wealth and power shoved up his ass the day he sprung into existence is likely to be the reason he'll be a total piece of shit. Just like the rest of them.

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In the absolute Pollyanna sense of "there is always hope, nobody's beyond redemption, everyone is good deep down, everything that rhymes is true" sense I actually agree, but the other part of me that looks at any given rich guy and says "he probably deserves to die" is really looking like he's got something to say

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jlai.lu

Is it a given that he was sexually abused by his father and his friends too ? I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

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Well both of his parents are massive slabs of rotting cancer sores so it's probably just genetics.

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Nazreply
sh.itjust.works

Arguably that's what began this whole debacle.

Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but "never being good enough for Dad" is a pretty common one.

I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: "We're here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump's father".

He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.

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lemmy.ca

If there were good people in Trump's family, they'd disown him

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His older brother Fred Jr. He was indeed disowned when he decided to be an airline pilot instead of taking over the family business.

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Geoblokereply
aussie.zone

I haven't heard anything about Tiffany every, so shes a solid maybe?

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Nah she was at his side at the UFC thing before the one at the white house. She's just the least visible one.

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90% of me doesn't give a shit. But I admit there's 10% of me that wonders if he inherited the "dumbest goddam student I ever had" gene.

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sh.itjust.works

Imagine being named after your dad's phony name when he crank called radio stations.

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Amusing that the orange moron-in-chief is allowing some of his sycophantic yes-people to religiously groom his youngest son

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piefed.social

Jesus was pretty specific about how a person should become his follower. He said that you have to give away all of your possessions to follow him.

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Cethinreply
lemmy.zip

That was Jesus the Jew. They follow Jesus the Capitalist.

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feddit.uk

I wonder what people call him? Surely nobody says Barron. What a stupid fucking name. I want to believe he goes by the name Barry, or Baz.

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Many people don't know this but the "t" in Robert is silent when followed by Barron. It's comes from an old American tradition of redistributing wealth to the most wealthy.

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lemmy.world

Shortly after, he’ll be announcing the start of his political career…

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lemmy.ca

He's almost there, but he's holding out for a better offer.

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him and melania are very tight, they probably plan on taking as much of his estate after he passes before trumps other children has a chance. theres probably going to be a nasty fight between melania and rest of the trump ilk.

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Jesus and Satan talking about Baron.

Satan: His souls is mine, I will roast him for a millennia before I have him drawn and quartered to be devoured by my demons.

Jesus: Wait, who are we talking about again. Baron!? Oh hell no we don't want him you can have his ass.

Satan: Oh shit I thought we were talking about someone else. I don't want that little shit either.

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I'd assume that he's under a lot of pressure from his dad who will happily kill people who don't do what he wants.

Or, from one neurodivergent to another, you're surviving the only way you know how.

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