Massage gun use on/around the eyes risks major retinal injury, doctors warn
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/scientificarticles/p/1207979/massage-gun-use-on-around-the-eyes-risks-major-retinal-injury-doctors-warn
https://bmjgroup.com/massage-gun-use-on-around-the-eyes-risks-major-retinal-injury-doctors-warn/Open linkView original on piefed.world
We need a massive double blind study to be sure
They're gonna be double blind alright.
#yupthatisthejoke
Are you lost?
One of us certainly is.
Yep. It's you who thinks I didn't get the joke because text lacks tone. But since you want to be a dick, blocked.
Lol, that's gonna be double blind, alright!
Instructions unclear
don't insert it in your asshole, as it will make your retinas pop out
Cross post to not the onion
And omit the first word of the title.
Duh
What about a vibrator?...asking for a friend
It's crazy that we have to tell people that a punch to the eye can cause serious damage, but here we are.
I was going to stuff it somewhere else but ok
Someone touched the back of my neck with a massage gun and I felt it was very close to an injury. Those things are powerful.
Looksmaxxers in shambles.
Big if true
But the brrrr is so good :(