Since I'm an American (and therefore refuse to use the metric system), what's the most accurate way to measure change in volume when gas condenses into liquid?
Clearly we have to boil some bananas first, then flash freeze the condensate. Wait 24 hours, throw in a few billionaires trillionaires into the boiler pot, something something eat the rich bananas..
You would be using the "horse farts to diarrhea" ratio.
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Since I'm an American (and therefore refuse to use the metric system), what's the most accurate way to measure change in volume when gas condenses into liquid? | Spyke
Measure everything in truly objective units: the Universe system. Define all fundamental values from the properties of the entire universe itself.
Mass: One U
M(Universe Mass): mass of the entire observable universe.Length: One U
L(Universe Length): diameter of the entire observable universe.Time: One U
T(Universe Time): the time from the start of the universe to the statistically likely moment when the last black hole decays.Thus, the best unit to use to measure change in volume would be a volume unit derived from the length unit. Or, cubic U
L's.What are the formulae to convert from Universal scales to Banana scale?
Clearly we have to boil some bananas first, then flash freeze the condensate. Wait 24 hours, throw in a few
billionairestrillionaires into the boiler pot, something something eat the rich bananas..You would be using the "horse farts to diarrhea" ratio.