Spyke

OwO u lost shurt?

Ask the blue fox, u must solve riddle furst. oWo

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I've had shirts appear. I've posted them to my friend groups but no one's claimed them. I think it's from when people have come over to pool party and leave their spare clothes, but honestly don't know. Maybe I steal neighbours clothes in my sleep.

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I don't mean to brag

...but when I was younger, moths used to eat my clothes.

Now that I'm partially a lamp,

....they are too excited for t-shirt dinner.

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Almost all my tshirts I got from my father. They decayed a lot so they might have been thrown out :<

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There’s a shirt I got from a local artist that was a one time print of some his his art. I’ve done several searches of my closet and have never seen it since. I think I only wore it out once since I got it. Still think about it every once in a while.

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There's one fashionable laundry gnome out there

They've even got my favorite pair of underwear!

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Man, between the price of "business casual" work clothes, plus bad eating habits from when I was younger working physical jobs, and a mentally exhausting desk job with long hours... my only clothes left that fit are work clothes.

All my "favorite" shirts etc are in a box, with the aspirational hope that I'll find the energy to start eating better and work the weight off. Someday. Right now raising my toddler is a bigger priority, at least until she's old enough to not require constant hands on attention.

Not trying to have a pity party, just saying that if you have enough clothes that still fit you to have favorites that can disappear without you noticing immediately the next time you do laundry, you've got something to be happy about!

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I’m missing my “Always Was, Always Will Be” shirt. It went missing just before I moved and I haven’t been able to find it anywhere.

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