Rain could wash out Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 birthday fight at the White House
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Idk, that sounds like absolutely perfect weather for Donnie to go stand in a large open area under a big hastily built metal thing.
In his combover and spray tan.
He’ll look like a drowned weasel.
Please don’t disparage weasels like that. They did nothing to hurt you
I’ll have you know I was scratched up by a friend’s “pet” ferret as a kid, and bitten too now that I think about it.
Oh my gosh if he died due to lightning strike we could power the world on the cognitive dissonance from all the evangelicals.
"God strikes orange Jesus dead, why has he forsaken us!" -Evangelicals (probably)
Could you imagine if he gets struck by lightning? Like literally smitten on live TV. It's so poetic.
We only need a few bolts of lightning to really turn the ship around. No, Pete, not those lightning bolts.
Both are good.
No, there is definitely a set of bolts that are bad
Right, but "pete" is hegseth, who's a big ol nazi himself, so the bolts are the Nazi SS lightning bolts. The joke is much less fun this way.
Evangelicals, when hurricane happens:
Evangelicals, if rain were to cancel a DonOLD event -
Why, that's just tragic.
Jewish Gay Liberul Weather Machines!
It's a space laser, you cretin! MTG told us!
Excuse me is this space laser kosher?
The salesman said it was halal, close enough for ya? It's basically the same, right? Just a different wizard and incantation?
I was hoping for a hurricane, maybe a tornado. But, ok
Even a mild drizzle will drive out the AntChrist.
Somehow, the world's biggest cry baby convinced people he's a tough hombre.
That one makes me angrier that some of his actual murders.
Look if we just nuke the storm we wont have to worry about it
With enough nukes we could cool the planet down and get ahead of global warming.
Looks like someone needed a ballroom.
Fingers and toes crossed. 🤞🤞🤞⚡☔🌊⛈️🌧️🌩️🌪️🌀☄️
Even God has had enough of his shit.
God tried it with a bit of freezing at Inauguration Day, didn’t work. Thunder and lightning now, what’s next? A Plague of Locusts?
It took a plague to get him out of office the first time, let’s not push the issue.
True, with all the ongoing nonsense I forgot about that one for a moment
Sweet
one of my closest friends shares a birthday with the clown.
I just always feel bad like I have to do something extra nice for my friend to make up for it.
All day he has to hear about Trump on his birthday. All the parade nonsense last year. Now this.
The first year they have the date to themselves you should throw them a super soft it's all about them party.
Foam party pillow fight.
With a build your own ice cream sundae stand, and taco bar.
Fingers crossed it's next year.
What if God said NO ⚡️
Anything that would annoy or inconvenience that turd makes me happy.
He'll use that as an excuse to stop the whole thing so he can safe face. Oh it wasn't because he is extremely unpopular, a rapist, and a general PoS--- no, it's cause of the rain. Yep.
Aw shucks.
I wish it had washed out his million dollar a plate thing in VA tonight, too.
Well it's not God who controls the weather, if there even is one.
Mother Nature has entered the chat
Lol he's gonna want to bomb the clouds.
if he has black stains on his fingers you know he was scribbling on a map trying to make it rain in phila instead.
If there were such a thing as God I would pray for this rain so hard.
If this happens, that would be so fuckin funny.