Spyke

I had a borderline panic attack in 3rd grade after learning about all the ways the world could end completely randomly.

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lemmus.org

I'm still worried about the sun exploding in five billion years. Why can we have it NOW?

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Yeah. Fuck them motherfucking assholes. May they die slow, painful, and horrible deaths, may their offspring be barren and their line end.

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Oh man, I know right. I had a whole night of terror about it

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I was also very worried about that. Telling me something else would kill me before then just made me more upset.

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Lucky bastard.

For the rest of us it was when is dad coming back with a pack of smokes?

We're still fucking wondering!

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What's Ryan doing here?

I'm not complaining, far be it from me, just curious how to summon more Ryans saying random relatable stuff while being Ryan.

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You reached the end