AAmerica sh.itjust.works7Hide 7 repliesI mean, I wouldn’t eat them directly because prions terrify me, but a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.37Reply
pprettybunnys replypiefed.social1Hide 1 replyMade from just their assholes, compressed and dried… yes?2Reply
TeddE replylemmy.worldYes, but please tell me where the asshole ends and the decent person begins?1Reply
macniel replyfeddit.org2Hide 2 replies a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely. Vino Humano!8Reply
iiocase replylemmy.zipI would make them into soap and dog treats. Maybe even tan their own hide if there's enough brain in there to do that.3Reply
CCuddlyCassowary replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesSo you’re saying they’re a sustainable food source?48Reply
hhayvan replypiefed.world1Hide 1 replyEven better as compost but yeah, they are pretty much renewable as long as capitalism exists.10Reply
DDasFaultier replysh.itjust.worksThis reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of: You just have to eat one billionaire. The others will fall in line. 11Reply
nnightwatch_admin replylemmy.worldAnd suitable for vegans too, including those whoa are vegan for the environment.6Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social2Hide 2 repliesI bet they all taste like shit since they're rotten to the god damn core.13Reply
jjobbies replylemmy.zipI'm not eating Elon, the ketamine content alone would send me into a coma.3Reply
TTigerAce lemmy.dbzer0.comHere in The Netherlands we once ate our prime minister. I can highly recommend.9Reply
Gormadt slrpnk.netWe getting that Prime shipping on those ribs or regular shipping on prime ribs?5Reply
Gormadt replyslrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyAnd likely has so much ketamine in his body that you'd have a hard time cooking it off3Reply
WWarehouse piefed.ca5Hide 5 repliesI don't get why people want to eat the rich so much. Doesn't that cause prion disease?3Reply
TeddE replylemmy.worldIt's a risk many are willing to take, especially if we can use their money for universal healthcare.4Reply
MMarieMarion replyliterature.cafeI'll be cautious and not eat the brain or marrow. Big ask, since I'm French, but hey.2Reply
vvacuumpizzas replylemmy.dbzer0.comYou are what you eat. It’s just that everybody is trying to be the last one and avoid being eaten.1Reply
ThatWeirdGuy1001 lemmy.worldNah gimme those back straps. Or I'll take a thigh meat steak. I've always wanted to try people so I have recipes1Reply
BucketBong p.hobo.socialI came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.1Reply
Boomer Humor Doomergod lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesAs long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir Boar taint is real and not very tasty.1Reply
FFistingEnthusiast replylemmy.worldI know what you mean, but I have an image of you snacking down on a pig's perineum and it's hilarious I've eaten pig uterus, pig rectum, pig throat cartilage etc. and specifically eaten wild boar to taste the full gaminess I have adventurous tastes...2Reply
__stranger_ replylemmy.worldWe can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss:1Reply
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I mean, I wouldn’t eat them directly because prions terrify me, but a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
Rich asshole fireplace briquettes?
Made from just their assholes, compressed and dried… yes?
Yes, but please tell me where the asshole ends and the decent person begins?
Vino Humano!
https://youtu.be/2sDOFSiIN4c
Exactly.
I would make them into soap and dog treats. Maybe even tan their own hide if there's enough brain in there to do that.
So you’re saying they’re a sustainable food source?
Even better as compost but yeah, they are pretty much renewable as long as capitalism exists.
This reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of:
And suitable for vegans too, including those whoa are vegan for the environment.
Yeah yeah, but have we actually tried consuming them?
I bet they all taste like shit since they're rotten to the god damn core.
You eat it cuz it's good for you, not cuz it's tasty
I'm not eating Elon, the ketamine content alone would send me into a coma.
Here in The Netherlands we once ate our prime minister. I can highly recommend.
If it's wrong I don't want to be right
We getting that Prime shipping on those ribs or regular shipping on prime ribs?
Do it for Dale!
Elon likely tastes like shit
And likely has so much ketamine in his body that you'd have a hard time cooking it off
Ketamine steaks do sound interesting,
Be careful health risks abound.
do it for dale
I dont think JB ribs are prime lol
I don't get why people want to eat the rich so much. Doesn't that cause prion disease?
You can prolly get away with it if you’re not eating the brain.
It's a risk many are willing to take, especially if we can use their money for universal healthcare.
It’s because I’m fucking hungry.
I'll be cautious and not eat the brain or marrow.
Big ask, since I'm French, but hey.
You are what you eat. It’s just that everybody is trying to be the last one and avoid being eaten.
I have an idea
So im all for the metaphorical meaning, but
Mmmmm Prions.
Nah gimme those back straps. Or I'll take a thigh meat steak.
I've always wanted to try people so I have recipes
I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.
As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir
Boar taint is real and not very tasty.
I know what you mean, but I have an image of you snacking down on a pig's perineum and it's hilarious
I've eaten pig uterus, pig rectum, pig throat cartilage etc. and specifically eaten wild boar to taste the full gaminess
I have adventurous tastes...
We can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss: