Tlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid No good deed goes unpunishedView original on lemmy.world240Comments31Reply
texture replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesyet somehow millions of us are doing it daily and everythings fine5Reply
vvelma lemmy.blahaj.zone14Hide 14 repliesThat's just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol40Reply
HHugucinogens replylemmy.blahaj.zone13Hide 13 repliesIt's worse than that. "Ass to mouth" refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss. Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.56Reply
TTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid replylemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesIt was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.21Reply
HHeHoXa replylemmy.zip3Hide 3 repliesYeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.18Reply
TTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesI’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.4Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialI'll go ass to mouth, but that's because I clean myself out really good when I know I'm gonna get some dick.14Reply
TTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid replylemmy.worldSometimes in the heat of the moment you go where it takes you.25Reply
IInstigate replyaussie.zone1Hide 1 replyNo! No, see that’s wrong; it’s being exaggerated again!7Reply
FilthyShrooms replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIf the ass was properly prepared, it shouldn't be an issue (and is kinda fun)5Reply
WWorldsDumbestMan lemmy.today1Hide 1 replyThat's fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?6Reply
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Oh is that why I’m always sick
yet somehow millions of us are doing it daily and everythings fine
"Walking is a great way to fall down"
That's just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol
It's worse than that. "Ass to mouth" refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.
Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
Hmm rattly.
Your farts would be so fucking fresh
I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
Condoms people condoms
that is the bridge too far?
You've set a very high bar indeed!
Huh, TIL. I've heard it used for both scenarios.
I'd give a cheek kiss lol
"... then the ass fucker who..."
I'll go ass to mouth, but that's because I clean myself out really good when I know I'm gonna get some dick.
You never go ass to mouth.
Sometimes in the heat of the moment you go where it takes you.
What about Bass to Trout?
No! No, see that’s wrong; it’s being exaggerated again!
Lemmy winks 😉
Don't cross the streams, man.
If the ass was properly prepared, it shouldn't be an issue (and is kinda fun)
Just make sure it's up to temp.
They deserve to get their eyeballs licked for that shit.
Yeah, pretty douche. I'll always kiss my partner after they serve me.
That's fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?
I don't think him douching would've helped her shitty breath tbh