fflambonkscious replysh.itjust.works3Hide 3 repliesWhile I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine's a lot wrinklier and think there's a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip27
nnotabot replypiefed.socialIt sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.16
WWorldsDumbestMan replylemmy.todayYou made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!6
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] anarchist.nexus3Hide 3 repliesThis makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔14
MeowerMisfit817 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAs my brother joked when I showed him this: "Damn, now he's just a hog."8
IInvalidName2 lemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesReminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold's draws and stung him right on the sack.7
explodicle replysh.itjust.worksHedgehogs normally have sharp quills that make them uncomfortable to massage.9
hheartSagan5 lemmy.zip1Hide 1 replySo, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats? Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.2
iironycanal replylemmy.dbzer0.comI think sphinx cats are older than the ability to cut in hedgehog genes to your cat.1
LLovable Sidekick lemmy.worldHypothetically if I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?1
Sanctus anarchist.nexus4Hide 4 repliesWhen your, when your girl you, when your girlboy you boy when, when boy you you boy when girl-8
It’s like a pet ballsack
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine's a lot wrinklier and think there's a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
You need Balltox
Scrotox
It sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.
You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!
Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.
The scrotum demands scritches.
In more ways than one!
Sentient ballsack
Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels
Moar pixels:
He looks like Alf
I’m sure he loves pussy as much as Alf
What's up with its paw?
This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔
The quill gives him power so he'll go slower instead.
You're thinking of Sampsonic, my biblical hedgehog OC.
Definitely swim faster.
There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse
Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.
Ok but which Norfolk?
Uk apparently: http://www.foxylodge.yolasite.com/
Well, duh.
Jesus...
There's only one in the native range of the hedgehog
As my brother joked when I showed him this:
"Damn, now he's just a hog."
For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪
Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold's draws and stung him right on the sack.
Is that from Golden Girls?
No honey I can't eat there on account of my fibroids acting up.
Alf got fat.
Hey man bro, u got one of them pixels left? Maybe two?
i guess its a birth defect or something. he looks like a squishy ball
But why the massages? Serious question
Hedgehogs normally have sharp quills that make them uncomfortable to massage.
Looks like a half-ass-ed job.
Never half ass two jobs. Full ass one.
I hope he is not cold
This is what my brain imagines when I think the word puggle.
The squonk
So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?
Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.
I think sphinx cats are older than the ability to cut in hedgehog genes to your cat.
The weirdest tan egg I've ever seen.
Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?
Before the viagra kicks in
You're looking at a nude egg.
What a cute little meat bag 😂🤣.
Hypothetically if I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?
When your, when your girl you, when your girlboy you boy when, when boy you you boy when girl
Stroke help is on the way.
Sad
Link the uninitiated
Idk Lemmy seems to hate anuerism posting lmao