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Sundrayreply
lemmus.org

Tiny Primus? But Les is like 7 feet tall!

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FauxPseudoreply
lemmy.world

They shrank everyone for a Tiny Desk Concert. Les liked it so much he refused to reverse the process.

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Penis is legal to say. You just have to use the non-shit internet, which you are currently doing. Except by posting this here you made it shittier. Stop making Lemmy shittier.

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lemmy.world

Milk your tiny penis pervert

Milk your tiny penis pervert

Milk your tiny penis pervert

Penis in a halfshell

Pervert Power!

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Replace second to last line with "maybe just a foreskin". That poor thing could never support a half shell in the first place.

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Uh oh now everyone's going to know I use pube straightener before laying my penile eggs in them.

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