Including the economy. Access to the Atlantic, exclusive access to the Gulf of Mexico, and controlling almost all access to Mexico would mean its economy was much bigger than Arizama.
Perfect only if each border is also a giant border wall with guards. That way Missarado will be the most immigrant free place in the world.
Of course every American citizen is presumed immigrant unless they have the seven required identification documents on their person at all times as outlined in the 28th and 30th Amendment.
13 again, and flag-accurate (assuming Hawaii is part of Floxas and Alaska part of Maintana). Why print maps on flags (Cyprus, UN etc.) when altering the map to a more flag-friendly design is an option?
Hawaska left off the map again.
puerto rico too
**Puergin Islico
You missed a letter in "Idiota."
If it just dipped down to DC you're spot on.
Just as always gerrymandering in Floxas giving them disproportionate amount of power in representation smh
The line above them is just showing where to cut, Bugs Bunny style.
Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏
Flexes would’ve made this joke even better
Including the economy. Access to the Atlantic, exclusive access to the Gulf of Mexico, and controlling almost all access to Mexico would mean its economy was much bigger than Arizama.
Perfect only if each border is also a giant border wall with guards. That way Missarado will be the most immigrant free place in the world.
Of course every American citizen is presumed immigrant unless they have the seven required identification documents on their person at all times as outlined in the 28th and 30th Amendment.
Way too much importance given to useless flyover states,
Fair enough... I'm pretty fucking disgusted with all of it.... I wish all these racist ignorant Nazis just didn't exist
These will all be football fields in the year 17776.
Are these the original 13 colonies I keep hearing about ??
Now commenters can severely narrow down their location for randos voluntarily by saying something like "I don't want to live in floxas" or whatever.
I don't want to live in Alaskrida.
"I don't want to live in the USA"
It'd make more sense to do it vertically, I reckon.
I had Floxas once, but a round of antibiotics and a high-fibre diet fixed it right up.
Uh, no. Maybe similar amount of nonsense, parder.
It has been too long without state border restructuring. It's time to make some adjustments!
I fuck with maintana
washconsin sound linke something arozama would like to do
Nebrinia sounds like a syrup for sleep disorder.
This is still more rational than the original Senate, and the modern Senate.
13 again, and flag-accurate (assuming Hawaii is part of Floxas and Alaska part of Maintana). Why print maps on flags (Cyprus, UN etc.) when altering the map to a more flag-friendly design is an option?
San Diego would be part of Arizona?
The Zonies would like that.
That first one seems like it would be a high maintana-nce state.
Looks like it was written in Esperanto.
It's missing Hawaska
thanks i hate it
This is Delsylvansey erasure!
Missorado just this mythical place, where you find unheard troves of misery.
What time is it in Washconsin?
Then get rid of Floxas, and we're mostly good. /j
Country roads, take me home to... ???
The plaaaace...Washoregingtooooon...
Yeah... I also saw Man in the High Castle.
Maybe it would give Floxas enough sway to finally secede and live out their wildest fantasy of becoming the worst place on earth
It's not fair enough. They all need to border Canada and Mexico, not just have access to both coasts.
This would be soooo coooooooool