Newest Kremlin technology to protect the head of the state
Since innovative Russian methods for protecting planes became world-famous for their efficiency, the Imperial Administration decided to apply the same protection to the invaluable head of the highest tier, with a special distinctive insignia. What do you think of the symbolism?
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He probably sleeps/hides standing inside a pile of tires
He is full of air
Throwing old tires on stuff for protection instead of having some pricey specialized device is so stereotypically Russian that sounds like it's from a movie.
@Ulara Well Putin must hate windows like a vampire hates mirrors?*
*Of course not many people like Windows.
And he won't retire, so he dons tires.
The top tire must signify a numerical probability of his success in Ukraine.
Bonus: he looks taller that way
Best tire in all of Russia, Dunlopski radials
He looks deflated
Lol
Don't forget the earring on the gay ear