Spyke
piefed.social

I was deployed to iraq. I've rubbed one out in places and conditions you people can only dream of.

Trying to pop your load before you pass out from the 150 degree port-a-john is an experience you'll never forget.

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I've... done things you people wouldn't believe...

Erections dribbling precum on the shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike.

I watched semen glitter in the dark in the LHC.

All those... moments... will be lost in time, like jizz on the floor of a Kwik Trip bathroom.

Time... to nut.

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BonsaiBooreply
lemmy.world

Or it’s Pavlovian training to the blue port-a-potty chemical smell from military service like Graham Platner

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JoeBigelowreply
lemmy.ca

Wanna go a little farther on that thought for somebody that lives in Maine and campaigns for Graham? Getting really tired of this shit from people who don't live here. He's going to the Senate, get over it.

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Sure-

Platner, according to The Maine Monitor, replied, “I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portas***ter...that blue water smell conditioned me.”

https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/report-graham-platner-joked-about-porta-potty-masturbation-penile-graffiti-in-social-media-reddit-posts

You seem a bit sensitive and uninformed for a local advocate. Maybe calm down and look shit up first, I wasn’t disparaging the guy, it’s actually pretty endearing to me. But your comment is off putting, that’s the last thing he needs, people speaking for him that put off voters.

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