Those books are so good. I just finished rereading them for the first time since I was in like grade 5 and they definitely hold up. The fact that the movie was so watered down and didn't continue the story just when it starts to get REALLY interesting and philosophical was a travesty
That's okay, God doesn't exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can't prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I'd sooner go to hell.
It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.
I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.
Jean this is exactly why you are not getting into heaven.
Clearly the invasion force GOT into heaven.
Otherwise they wouldn't have realised they forgot about God :)
All I need are Lyra, Will, and a few good armored bears. We’ll be back before teatime
Those books are so good. I just finished rereading them for the first time since I was in like grade 5 and they definitely hold up. The fact that the movie was so watered down and didn't continue the story just when it starts to get REALLY interesting and philosophical was a travesty
The TV series was excellent though!
Jeannette Rankin looking real smiteable right now
God can be temporarily incapacitated if you exploit her minigolf addiction.
I thought it was skeeball?
You're right, I misremembered.
Giving me Unsong vibes
Yeah and the Kandra can't even kill humans
Sounds like Grover's plans have improved: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMZ-6zs0mM
That's okay, God doesn't exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can't prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I'd sooner go to hell.
Oh wow thanks for clearing that up, I was getting hung up on how sturdy the thing we gotta jam into the aperture to heaven would have to ve.
It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.
I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.
I found a pretty solid crowbar in the work dumpster
The trick is using lots of lube
Nobody asked, but thanks for sharing.