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AeronMelonreply
lemmy.world

Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.

We are the monsters.

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kata1ystreply
sh.itjust.works

Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.

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muzzlereply
lemmy.zip

Carboniferous literally means "when carbon coal was made'

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To be pedantic, di osaurs didn't evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.

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europe.pub

Only reason a chicken can not kill you and eat you is because chicken is too small so just behave and be thankful that they are so small.

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hirihit640reply
sh.itjust.works

We probably just bred them that way. Unmanageable dogs were undesirable and bred out

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In what world is this the case? Boerboel, Cane Corso, Presa Canario, Filha Brasilero, these are all 50+ kg dogs that are in no way docile. And there are plenty of smaller breeds that are docile. I think the main reason is that, as an owner of a large breed, you have to train your dog to some extent, or it will seriously hurt someone. Smaller breed owners often seem content with just picking up their dog in their arms when they get aggressive, or just laughing it away by calling it feisty or a diva or some other nonsense. Being an irresponsible small dog owner simply doesn't come with the same down sides as being an irresponsible muscle dog owner.

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Oh no, the question was asked. It went down like this, approximately:

  • Hey, bro, should we...
  • HELL YES WE SHOULD

And it was decided.

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piefed.world

Is this a new companion from the upcoming Fallout 5?

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[ Everyone likes this ]

What will it be called?

Chickenfinger

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In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.

(It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)

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Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they forgot to ask whether they should...

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Some liquor store or event is going to be extremely confused when they open their shipment of “cocktails”

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