If there's one thing I've learned on this planet, it's that someone, even if only one person, will enjoy the most depraved thing you can think of. Not only do they enjoy it, but they will actively seek it out. Now, you probably won't ever even know of this person's existence, and they will likely ever know of yours, but the fact that they exist is enough.
Today I learned that I am a fairy.
I don't think anyone wants to be between boobs on a sweaty day. Apologies if my opinion is not welcome here.
yeah cuz it's wrong
hi it's me I want to be between boobs on a sweaty day
as a wise man once said
If there's one thing I've learned on this planet, it's that someone, even if only one person, will enjoy the most depraved thing you can think of. Not only do they enjoy it, but they will actively seek it out. Now, you probably won't ever even know of this person's existence, and they will likely ever know of yours, but the fact that they exist is enough.
In this case though, do opposites attract?!?
Oh absolutely. I prefer not to think about it.
Need a salt lick to keep your levels right when it's hot, why not that?
I might not like it but I've never tried it and it's unfair to judge
Anything to get a pretty lady between my boobs.
can I pretend to be a pretty lady? 👉👈
you can't pretend to be what you're already are
I mean, I know y'all are just flirting, but a pretty lady sure can pretend to be a pretty lady.
Just a different one.
Don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't do!
you are a pretty lady
ur pwetty 2 🥺
I actually have never been pretty.
This is a lie! You are so frigging pretty!!!!!! 😤😤😤
actually no you're so frrriggging p-p-ppretty!!!! 😳😳😳😳
what the heck how is that possible
My reaction every time I see boobs
am a guy, does hary chest count?
Yes, but it'll be a boy fairy
you say it like it's a bad thing
Oh no, no negativity intended!
Boy fairies are very nice, too. And usually easy to embarrass :-)
Deal
Only hairy balls.
happy fairy
Dang, it's gonna get crowded down there ... just as well my bra is stretchy :-)
airy lies
I'm not a fairy but I also need the same treatment.
Faeries may have high anxiety, but elves recognize other motivations here.
Uhm... Hi
I... uhm... also have anxiety? 🥹
Sure you can until I need my three stacks of aetherflow back.