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I have a lesbian friend who picked up doing her nails as a new hobby during COVID, and she progressed from basic polish to giving herself full coverage extensions over the years. She did a set of stilettos like these that looked fabulous and I told her as much, but I asked why she left the nails on her right middle and ring fingers natural. As soon as the question left my lips I realized I’m an idiot.
Boring ending: "I like them sharp, but for work I sadly need to keep two smooth, so I can press buttons easier."
Bad ending: "Workplace accident"
Good ending: "I'm a gay slut for my bestie 💅✨🌈"
??? ending: "I forgot to trim the other nails"
??????? ending: "to slash meir roommate, I need to insert it into his ass to give them a boybortion"
nonsensical ending: "Colourful grey thoughts wake sleepily".
criminal passion ending: "I wanted to commit a robbery of Blackrock and needed to remove the tips of two nails so I could do so. Also, you're gay. Wanna make out?"
Loved it! I want to begin answering all the stupid questions like this!
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
::: spoiler Answer Single :::
Only having two short ones shows a distinct lack of ambition.
Exactly!
Or at least an over reliance on a dominant hand. Gotta switch it up and build the muscle memory sometimes
Gotta be ambisextrous.
Do straight girls not finger themselves?
I wonder as well
Not a girl but married to one. My understanding is penetration is not as good as clit stimulation.
Or maybe it's just me... :(
I know that, but I think having long nails is a problem even for just clit stimulation...
Girls please let us know!
Depends on the woman. My ex's clit was oversensitive and she preferred penetration and could orgasm from penetration just fine.