This still cracks me up

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Narrator: *It speaks a feline dialect called 'Mriaer'. It wants to know if you're its mother.*

It's me, my son.

Leave.

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I haven't played the game but I need to know that if you do that... You get to keep the cat forever right?

No, but you can tell the cat that, if he's lonely, he can find a certain widow who is also lonely and would enjoy his company.

Edit: Apparently, there's also a mod that lets you adopt this particular cat.

Only cat companion is Us. And they are NOT a cat.

Can't even have Gale's Tressym as a companion

I just love how "Mriaer" is basically a weird way to pronounce "Meow".

Wow that's like a microaggression towards my cat.

My cat is a weirdo, too. All cats are, and that's why we love 'em.

is this late in the game? did I miss it?

Act three. There's another one in the city that speaks like a Noir protagonist but you can't adopt him, either

ok im in act 3 now so may stumble upon.

I got to act 3, saves got corrupted, lost all progress. Rage quit. Been like 2 years.

I can see that. I actually started awhile back and got options paralysis and went away from it for a few years before this current run of mine.

Please tell your game my moms cat weighs like three ounces and will eat you, me, etc