There are SO many awful jokes on Lemmy. I really want to know who the average user actually is. Sometimes I think it's boomers, sometimes it sounds like 15 year olds who haven't had sex yet.
The only bed I'd call good that I've ever had came from Ikea. I don't understand why do people keep buying budget things and then shitting on the entire brand. I also got a standing desk from Ikea and I was surprised by how sturdy it is. You can get a bed for €100 and you can get a bed for €1000. It's not Ikea, it's you. My standing desk was €800
A friend of mine was showing me his newly acquired box-bed. I dont know how to describe it, but it has a big space in the center to store things and a movable wooden deck.
So, he opens it and the deck was all slided to one side and he says "idk why it keeps sliding" with his wife on my back.
This is a top bunk bed that is two beds stacked on top of each other held in place with metal pegs. This prevents unauthorized users from taking the beds and placing them side-by-side.
I finally get it. It’s not “wedlock”, it’s “bedlock”. Which seems like a kind of like a bikelock because it is made for securing a vehicle. Easy. Now I get high score on English test.
this reads like a facebook post
Deep in something alright
It looks more like a bed post to be.
Thank you
Be careful I think they meant Facebook not facebook.
There are SO many awful jokes on Lemmy. I really want to know who the average user actually is. Sometimes I think it's boomers, sometimes it sounds like 15 year olds who haven't had sex yet.
Don't forget the boomers who haven't had sex yet.
what about immature boomers?
Oh! I know! It's on a boat. Added so the bed won't move during the storm. Right?
Right?
Correct. This is for the motion in the ocean.
I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory.
Its a storm alright
Daisy Cruiser on easy mode
I don’t know about your bedpost but those fasteners don’t look adequate to me. Especially into plaster board
Bet they screwed into metal anchors they sunk in first. Unless those are literally just woodscrews going into drywall lmao.
You are giving this photo a lot more credit than I would.
Those are wood screws into gyprock. That bracket is just stamped sheet steel.
The problem being solved is having a friend who is a drywall contractor who needs some extra work
This is to stop your bed from flying away when you read books
Theft!
No that doesn't fix it! Shove a pillow in the gap... I mean, uh nothing to see here.
I'm gonna shove something in your gap but it ain't a pillow
And they say romance is dead.
Omg it is for seks
My innocence!
🤭 🫣
U guys wildin, u can't just talk about that stuff!!!
The bed is Ikea that's been assembled a second time and would collapse without it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The only bed I'd call good that I've ever had came from Ikea. I don't understand why do people keep buying budget things and then shitting on the entire brand. I also got a standing desk from Ikea and I was surprised by how sturdy it is. You can get a bed for €100 and you can get a bed for €1000. It's not Ikea, it's you. My standing desk was €800
The problem is obviously "Not having a blown out screw hole on either side of the bedpost"
The people sleeping are moving too much during their sleep. It's to prevent the frame from breaking.
Not all walls can remain upright by themselves and some need the assistance of a sturdy bed to continue doing their job. Truly an honorable bed.
A friend of mine was showing me his newly acquired box-bed. I dont know how to describe it, but it has a big space in the center to store things and a movable wooden deck.
So, he opens it and the deck was all slided to one side and he says "idk why it keeps sliding" with his wife on my back.
I suggested him to ad some friction to it
Were you giving her a piggy back ride?
No, what? She was pegging me /s
My english skills are not really good... she was "at my six" in the sense that i couldn't see her face and yet, i could sense her expression.
Oh! Gotcha. She was "at your back." Sorry for the unintended criticism, I assumed it was a typo I was teasing about.
On the contrary, thank you for correcting me
I will leave it un uncorrected cause it looks funny
Prefect. Now when I leap into bed from a sprint from the hallway it won't skid halfway across the room anymore.
They live in a part of town that has a bed shortage and this stops their bed from being stolen
All wrong answers.
This is a top bunk bed that is two beds stacked on top of each other held in place with metal pegs. This prevents unauthorized users from taking the beds and placing them side-by-side.
Earthquake
Oh sweet summer child. The innocent ones ARE the ones who have these installed.
I’ve seen the exorcist. I know.
It's nothing naughty, it just makes it way easier to restrain your subjects for testing.
Antihurricane strap obviously
Bed frames in college were squeaky. I found a little bit of olive oil took care of it.
Or you can do this and find out how squeaky the house frame is!
Force equals mass times acceleration, so if you're shaking the whole house...
I finally get it. It’s not “wedlock”, it’s “bedlock”. Which seems like a kind of like a bikelock because it is made for securing a vehicle. Easy. Now I get high score on English test.