Spyke

IS IT REALLY A SKELETON OR A ZOMBIE IF IT HAS EYES? I THINK WE NEED TO DEFINE THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF SOFT TISSUES UNDEAD HAVE TO HAVE FOR EACH CATEGORY.

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lemmy.ca

MY SHAVED ASSHOLE MAKES ME MORE AERODYNAMIC SO I CAN GET TO THE LIBRARY FASTER TO RETURN MY BOOKS ON TIME

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IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOUR SACK GETS CAUGHT IN THE SPOKES

AROOOOOOOH GOD THE PAIN, THE PAIN, THE PAIN, THE PAIN, THE PAIN

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lemmy.world

The clean asshole fart sound is something I don't see talked about enough.

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SOMETHING ABOUT NOT SEEING ENOUGH CLEAN ASSHOLES IS WHAT I HEARD

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piefed.social

I'M STILL LOOKING FOR THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE OF NOISELESS FARTS WHILE SHAVED

7

Like Louie Armstrong, played the trumpet.
I'll shave my hole break you off something.

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piefed.social

This is true.
Why do you think Stephan Hawkings sat in that chair all the time? He was great at math.

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WAS STEPHEN HAWKING ON EPSTEIN ISLAND? I THOUGHT THEY MADE THAT JOKE 10 YEARS AGO BECAUSE HE HAS EPSTEIN BAR WHICH IS A CHRONIC ILLNESS BUT THEN MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME HE WAS A PEDOPHILE ON EPSTEIN ISLAND AND EPSTEIN ISLAND WASNT SONEINE MAKING FUN OF EPSTEIN BAR. DOES EPSTEIN BAR ECIST? I

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