If your phone could talk, what would it complain about you?
If your phone gained real consciousness, what do you think it would rant about the most?
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If your phone gained real consciousness, what do you think it would rant about the most?
The amount of butthole pictures I take.
That’s… an interesting habit.
Having to go with me to the toilet for every damn visit.
I've started leaving it behind recently, but it's got pretty decent memory, so it won't forget...
Haha that’s way too clingy! 😂
The copious amount of femdom porn I consume. It's actually a problem.
I get it, everyone has their thing.
Remind us how you got here if you’re physically in China.
FYI: Roaming on a foreign carrier completely bypass firewall as far as I know...
Mom is visiting China right now and she told me she can visit Youtube on her phone data, but not from my Aunt's wifi.
Its $50 USD for a 30-day pass with merely 15GB of data on T-Mobile (slowed to like 256kb unlimited afterwards)... feels kinda expensive... but she mostly just want the unlimited phone calls feature tbh
Basically if you manage to get a sim (or eSim, but that requires importing a phone since phones sold in China do not have eSim capability) from outside China with an active plan, you're good to go.
Not asking you
I'm abroad, not in China.