Spyke

Telepresence appointment with the Dr. Start immediately with your butthole in the camera instead of your face.

Bonus points if you pull at it like Jim Carrey as you talk.

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I go to the nearest clinic that takes my insurance. There are other doctors besides my primary care physician.

And based on the info from the clinic, I’d make a follow up appointment with my primary care doctor.

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head to the nearest CostCo, loudly yell if there is a doctor, when they approach, show them and ask them what do.

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Your butthole hurts, but the doctor is like a long drive and it'd be a whole affair to go there. What's your move? | Spyke