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piefed.world

That’s my default. Me, getting any notification: 🫨oh no now what

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StillAlivereply
piefed.world

Happened literally last week. Interrupted my music session twice.

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Annareply
lemmy.ml

Its called EXTREMELY SEVERE ALERT

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“Extremely severe alert (or whatever)” (are caps expected there in Indian English? Title Case)

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texas sent one of those out. an emergency alert to the entire damn state that someone was hiding out at the libary after shooting at (not hitting) a cop. practically the entire damn state was ready to turn up to help them run away because the text woke them up at 4 am

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I ended up turning off notifications entirely because it always ended up being some bullshit and I was tired of getting my hopes up every time my phone vibrated only for it to be mass text soliciting donations

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I almost never get texts from friends, which is okay. Because I know we're tight and when we get together it's all cool.

But last night at 1:38 a.m. I get a text from my bud saying hey want to go to the gym with me tomorrow?. Which I didn't see until I awoke.

Dude probably sent that on beer 28.

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I actually now hate getting any form of communication that social convention requires I reply too.

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lemmy.zip

You know, there's also a thing called "do not disturb" (it's always on with me and only wifey can get through).

Or the hardcore "airplane mode".

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Dyskolosreply
lemmy.zip

At the very least b4 bed...though I love the peace the whole year through 😁

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lemmy.world

mine turns on 2 hours before bedtime and turns off, uh,

sic 'em Oily! go goob 'em up!

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I wish. Any morning where there isn't a major catastrophe or some "fire" to put out is an excellent morning.

Zero notifications?! Don't threaten me with a good time.

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Just how I like it. Low key, drink my coffee, work, do my errands, play video games, go to bed.

My favorite.

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What's your number? I'll text you. I'm lonely though so you might regret your wish. My texts have been known to get a little verbose.

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Krudlerreply
lemmy.world

I have a free texting app which I use for dating, because I don't want crazy women to have my real number up front.

(431) 803-0202

Feel free to shoot a message

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I'm about to send "Sup Krudler," so if you're lying, some stranger is about to get a very confusing insult.

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JennaR8rreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

May I ask how did you get that number? I would like to have a number like that too.

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I typed in "free text" into my app store and then installed. When I created an account with a fake email, I got to choose from a rotating batch of free local numbers. They expire if you don't use it frequently. Also they bombard you with ads.

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The only person left in my life who texts me is my adult son, who lives with me. So, if he texts me, it's something important-ish.

If I'm contacted these days by my sisters or brother, it's because someone died, or is in grave condition in the hospital.

I live a quiet, low-stress life, and I love it. It took a long time to get here.

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Hollowed eye sockets beneath the sunglasses. With eyes removed, no more notifications.

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waking up to zero missed calls because i answer the phone and talk to telemarketers in my sleep. fortunately i don't have any credit numbers memorized well enough (and never will praise Rustle) to remember them in my sleep.

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I get notifications from exactly five kinds:

  • Work
  • My mom
  • My bank trying to rope me into a credit or an insurance
  • A group for autistic adults even I am too anxious to post in, because they all somehow have friends and I don't
  • News
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