Spyke

I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.

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Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Just MM's pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else's pee? What's going on?

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Which proves homeopathy. I bet you haven't been plagued with Marilyn Monroe recently.

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Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic "medicine" contains more Hitler's piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y'know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn't enough

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isyasadreply
lemmy.world

calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic "medicine"

You can't call it the final solution 😭

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lemmy.world

Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh... umm... You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you're done.

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programming.dev

It's likely that there's some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it's definitely not piss anymore

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Zozanoreply
aussie.zone

Lol. What a pathetic bot.

Profanity? Really? Fuck off you dumb cunt.

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comment was restored instantly since it shouldn't have hit that message (ill probably try to get piss removed from the check). Just a way for admins to be able to check messages to prevent new accounts from instantly harassing people after sign up

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Bill gates drank water that was filtered from raw sewage and I will never forget that.

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I am reminded of those water bottles that have encouragements to drink water printed on them. This could be a powerful source of motivation for some

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Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.

A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules... assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth's freshwater.... roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.

And now I am regretting my life decisions.

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