Spyke

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>be a sickly little peasant
>designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth
>they pay me pennies
>musket ball goes through my chest
>imgonnafuckingdie.pcx
>a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand
>tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important
>they open the envelope and show it to me
>it's fucking loss.jpg
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+1 for fricking .pcx, gee wizzacles.

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"It has too many layers for me to describe in full right now, but if I cut to the core of it, it will surely make you cry."

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"Sorry. I can't read this without a TOR browser".

On an aside, the original was a long ass sentence!

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"it's a picture of a cock and balls, my friend. You have done well. Rest now."

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