12 year old string cheese
I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
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How does it taste?
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
Cheese jerky!
I look forward to seeing OP on Chubbyemu.
OP, a 38 year old man ate 12 year old string cheese, THIS is what happened to his colon.
I'd like to see his colon.
Too bad, now it's a semicolon
It belongs in a museum!
So do you!
/moldlyinteresting
extra sharp
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!
Ooh good call, OP please do this!
Stay posted...
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
Quite possibly your last meal.
Aged to Perfection!
Nicely aged
Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
Eat it.
Hot.
Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
You can't convince me this isn't a baguette
I double dog dare you.
🤮
Are you sure that's not poo from a severely constipated person?
The result of the no-poop-challenge.
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
That's what she said.